A Helpful Tip For My Boys
If you see this (It's called "ring around the collar"),
Then do this:
Add a bit of this
(Dawn dish soap - look for it around the kitchen sink) |
to a splash of this
(Hydrogen Peroxide - look in the medicine cabinet) |
so it looks like this:
Rub in gently.
Note this is an old toothbrush! |
Let sit for a few minutes...
...then wash normally.
Tada!
You know, this is the exact reason why women were burned as witches back long ago. This is nothing short of black magic dark arts sorcery. No guy would ever think to make a potion like that. True, it may lack eye of newt and toe of frog, but it has all the same characteristics of a magic potion. Just rub in using the magic wand, wait in the forest under a full moon, throw in the washer, and presto - the stain is gone! And all the evil spirits too!
ReplyDeleteP.S. I love you. Please don't put an evil enchantment on me when I get home. :)
Witch craft, chemistry, same difference, right? Do you really want me to renounce it? I mean, I do wash your laundry too...
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