Me, the Bottle
This bottle has a wide, solid base, so it is well balanced, sturdy, dependable, and isn't easily knocked over. The neck tries to break free of that image a little, and reaches out in an attempt to be graceful and artistic, although it falls a bit short of its aspirations. In looks, it is pretty, but not glamorous. It is fine standing on its own when it has to, but is usually more comfortable when something else shares the stage.